Okie dokie...
Once upon a time, don't lean down to pet a jumpy dog.
They might just tear off your bottom lip.
It's not a big deal.....
....Okay, it is.
Lots of blood, and it's a great way to show up to the ER.
But, while I'm laying there in the ER, getting all stitched up, I learned that I'm quite snarky.
It's actually quite fabulous.
So, while it wasn't horrid, it changed my life.
I'm really not a dog person anymore.
Cool, cool.
Right?
:)
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