Pshhh

You know who's not cool?  You.
You know who's happy? Me.
You know who'll regret this? You.
You know who doesn't care? Me.
You know who's already lost? You.
You know who has reached content? Me.
Too bad for youuuuu, sir.

Also. Six days.
WHOO!

And hey, you.
Spokane Gossip.
You're disgusting.
Quite making people's lives sound like some sort of boxing match.
Or should I start a gossip page about you.

"The moron who run's Spokane Gossip is well,
A lot of things that should never be said."

I'm not a great gossip starter,
But you pushed a button now, sweetheart.
You say anything more about my friends, and I'm going to Officer Bailey the moment school gets in.
Thank the lord, amen.