Heyy Baby!

Pickup Lines. 

After 28 text messages on a friends phone. 

Multiple more on her facebook wall.

A wonderful story online about pickup lines. 

I was planted with this creepy need to find more. 

And they're officially wonderful.

And while, if they were said to me, I would grab my purse and end up in his arms...

I would so laugh, and if he wasn't a total creep, give him a chance. 

These are your for sure, top five, winners: 

5. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? 

Despite the fact that it's implying that he'll take you dignified or like a stripper, this one made me laugh. Because....at first, honestly, I didn't get it. I was just going to take the money and run. 

4. You be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala. 

Dear Sir who first said this. AHAHAHA. Good, you know how to use metaphors and smilies. I'm proud of you. 

3. What did you have for breakfast?

I had a quite yummy egg and toasted cheese sandwich, actually. But how that question is supposed to win me over? I have no idea. 

2. Like alcohol to the alcoholic,

Like chocolate to the chocoholic,
You are the [name] to the [name]holic.

Please. Will someone say this to me? Pleasepleaseplease. 

1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?

Just keep walking. I dare you.

Hahaha. So basically, I want to make a video with tons of crap pick up lines on there. Because.... some of them are wayyy too monumental.